© Cat Diary, Mark Mason 2023
How it all started...
AGREEMENT: The cats are unaware that humans have
access to their diaries. If you continue to read this, it is
tacitly implied that you will not tell your cat where you
learned about their thoughts, actions, and behaviors. You
also assume all responsibility for keeping such knowledge a
secret from the cats. We humans have to stick together on
this one.
The Cat Diary stories started as part of Mark Mason’s radio
show on 1190 KEX, Portland, Oregon. Every afternoon he
would regale his news crew with a story that came directly
from his cat’s diary. It became such a hit that a regular
crowd of cat-lovers would tune in every day just to hear the
latest antics of his cat.
It wasn’t long before Mark copied his cat’s diaries into book
form, and launched the Cat Diary craze. The stories, written
by the cat, were all based on real-life experiences suffered
at the hands of the Big Owner (Mark himself). Over time
they have migrated to the Internet with their own web
domain.
The ‘cats of characters’ has, over the years, changed. Life
goes on. But each cat came with his own unique alpha-
male critique about (in no particular order) people with
allergies, dinners from a can, tail yanking infants, naptime
accommodations, and other aspects of their existence that
may or may not have met their high standards. Suffice it to
say expectations were rarely met. We’re only human, after
all. Meet the kitties to the right.
Mark Mason recently left his 12-3 radio slot on KEX, and
starting this Fall Mark will be entering his 28th season as
the public address announcer for the NBA Portland
Trailblazers. You can also hear Mark on the new NBA2K24
video game.
So Gray
The original author. He was
adopted in Sacramento, Ca. A cat
who ruled his domain with an iron
paw.
Sam
What a lover. Sam let So Gray
and Chance do most of the
talking, but every now and then
would break out of his shell.
Typical buff cat. He raised our
kids.
Chance
By far the most prolific author. A
most outspoken Siamese. He
was rescued from the middle of a
busy boulevard in Portland,
Oregon. A bus almost took him
out. His discovery is told in Cat
Diary 2.
Grayson
The cat that was with us far too
short a time. Everything you
wanted a cat to be. Playful,
loving, intelligent, intuative, a true
individual. One of a kind. But
aren’t they all?
Indiana Jones
The craziest of the bunch. Like
his namesake, he took adventure
to a whole new level. He lived his
9-lives in a different gear. There
was no taming this one.
Mars
He came to us as Marley, but it
morphed to Mars because he
truly is from another planet. He is
stealth, personified. When
something goes sideways in the
‘hood, he’s probably involved. His
motto: “What, you talkin’ to ME?”
Raffi
Raffi came to the family as the
“kids choice.” He was their cat -
until they all moved out. Now he
is stuck with the Big Owner and
his easy to fool wife. He’s picked
up nicknames over the years:
Raffelstilskin, Raffiello, or just
plain Raf. He is suspected to be
a big influence on what goes into
the diary these days.