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Cat’s Freedom means I get to come and go, in or out, as I please.
I stand at the door when I want the Big Owner to let me out (it’s
why I have this ‘house-servant’). We have a routine going: He opens
it just enough for me to quickly slither through and slams the door
shut just behind me. But when it’s really hot outside, he takes great
delight in opening the door and watching me make my move and
then screech to a halt when I get that first blast of intensely hot air
blowing through my whiskers. All of a sudden, I am twisting and
contorting my body, bumping my head into the door as I change
course 180-degees and head back inside where it’s cool. Cat-
astrophe avoided. Lately I’ve learned to shift gears on my kitty toes and
back straight up the way I tried to step out. It’s like a cat ballet.
I did not know it could get as hot as it did this past month. Humans are
calling it “the hottest month in the history of the planet.” (continued)
